for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
Being a teenager is hard. But the German home improvement chain Hornbach knows having parents who go the extra mile to show their support can make a big difference.
This is the kind of dad I want to be.
Daleks were so much easier to kill in the classic series.
I mean, the Doctor just threw his hat on one’s eyestalk and it panicked so much that it exploded.
male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off
where is the lie tho
Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!
Men’s Rights Activists
REBLOGGED THIS ONE BEFORE BUT I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE
there are only 2 excuses to drink coconut water and those are:
1. you hate yourself
2. you love semen
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
Things that are good about cats
- soft fur
- cute face
- fluffy tail
This cat fails on all levels
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing