remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you
posed nude for an art class today. they didn’t ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.
America, you do not exist in a vacuum.
Gun control works.
Higher minimum wage works.
Free health care works.
Free higher education works.
too bad the government doesn’t
Mom: What do you want for your birthday?
kiss me hard before you go
X-ray image of a pregnant cat with six kittens.
Yknow how sometimes life is just so cool you can’t even believe that things work
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it