yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just
right out the window
theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying
she now has an academy award.
checks important chart before calling travel agency
"yes i’ll take a one way ticket to Congo, thanks"
oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha
“I got up”
clicks out of tab
this picture deserves endless notes
Look at my nails omfg
How did you take that photo?!?
HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL
Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.
Salvador Dali taking his Anteater for a walk, Paris 1969.
this mother fucker
had an ant eater.
After seeing this for the thousandth time, I’m quite sure I’ll never amount to this level of awesome.
Reason #1475 your life ambition should read “be Salvador fucking Dali”