who is interested in dating an ugly girl who sleeps all day
can we just talk about how sweet and adorable Sherlock was when John came to look at the flat
He was so desperate to find someone to stay with him.
he looks like a teenage girl getting complimented by her crush
SO THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND SOME RANDOM KID HAS WALKED INTO MY HOUSE. HE IS LITERALLY JUST ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN RANDOM CHILDREN WALK INTO YOUR HOME?
he keeps calling me daddy.
i am a female.
i hope you enjoy reblogging one of the scariest moments of my life. i was in the same house a a four year old serial killer.
are you my daddy?
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
YEAH????? YOU WANNA TALK SHIT ABOUT ME???? WELL IVE GOT NEWS FOR YOU YOU’RE GONNA probably make me cry
mary had a little lamb
its heart was black as coal.
it crept into her room one night
and ate her fucking soul.
I feel like I just watched an episode of Supernatural.
If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.
this is it. the final frontier of idiocy. i have found it. where’s my medal
will graham finally quits the fbi
“this is my resign”
